Do as I say and not as I do

Okay.

A was nice and washed my car today as I sat inside talking to my girlfriend on my mobile.

My car was very dirty. It took 10 loonies to wash away all the grime.

After spending ten loonies and feeling so grand in my nicely washed car...yes I turned into one of those drivers who serves around puddles and into on-coming traffic.

I am not proud. It isn't pretty. But hey I still have a nicely washed car.